A spotter’s guide to everyone you’ll meet at Soho House this summer

Summer is a time to create and recreate. The moment to kick off shoes, throw caution to the wind, and order three bottles of wine with your lunch. I mean, if not now, when? Winter is for wallowing; summer is for frolicking. But it is also something else: it’s principal time for people watching. And the primest bit of real estate for engaging in that is in one of the Houses.

So, to assist you in this, we present you with a tongue-in-cheek guide to all of the people you will meet at Soho House this summer.

The perpetual holidaymaker
Where to spot them: Soho Roc House, Mykonos (at least this week)

There they go, zipping from bar to lounger like one of those remote-control boats on a pond – up and down, up and down. Their only concern is the quantity of Lady A left in the bottle and whether that nice squid dish they like is on the menu. ‘Ooh, it is. Fabulous’. Next week is Rome and then LA after that. And then, you know, they’ll just see, like, where the wind takes them. Never has a person looked more relaxed; never has a person looked more tanned. One day, when we grow up, we want to be like them.