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Monday 5 September By George Serventi
Saturday 27 August: The Brotherhood of Immortal Jeans
They may not build statues of critics, but over in Birmingham all it took the infamous ‘four lads in jeans’, was a pre-game fit-pic for the city to consider them worthy of posterity – no wonder the UK tears so many of its memorials down.
Meme credit @dandouglas
Sunday 28 August: Make Sydney Great Again
Another day, another Euphoria cast member cancellation – this time involving Sydney Sweeney and a Blue Lives Matter T-shirt. The unlikely event? Her mother’s 60th birthday party.
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Monday 29 August: Round 2: Nicki vs Dixie
Last night at the VMAs, Nicki Minaj healed the internet. When announcing TikTok royalty Dixie D'Amelio, the outspoken MC mispronounced her surname and resurfaced a two-year-old debate on the pair’s animosity: beef or oblivion?
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Tuesday 30 August: Hot Girl Summer is dead, long live Christian Girl Autumn
It’s officially fall season, marking the return of UGG boots, lawn decorations and Pumpkin Spiced Lattes – aka everything Middle America has given us that we’d like them to take back. What gave the season away? PSL fan Lizzo’s tweet: ‘BITCH I’m getting a pumpkin spice latte tomorrow.’
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Wednesday 31 August: Leonardo DiCaprio and the curse of the 16-25 railcard
All other breaking news gets put on hold today as Twitter is flooded with responses to Leonardo DiCaprio's latest blockbuster: reality, in which he stars as a 47-year-old who only accepts girlfriends with a 16-25 railcard.
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Thursday 1 September: Not now Baby, Mommy has to buy Harry Styles tickets
Harry Styles’ Love On Tour tickets went on sale today at a price many fans took umbrage with, ensuing a standoff between the singer and the UK’s cost of living crisis.
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Friday 2 September: Go West, life is peaceful there?
TGIF! What better way to kick off the weekend than with West doing what West does best: harassing his ex-wife Kim Kardashian on the internet. Time for a drink, I think.
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Saturday 3 September: Serena Williams: the GOAT
96 career titles. 39 Grand Slams. 319 weeks as World No 1 and $94 million in career prize money – where else is being the greatest just the beginning?
Sunday 4 September: The ‘Macbeth’ of Venice Film Festival
The world waits with collective breath baited ahead of tomorrow’s VFF premier of Don’t Worry Darling in the wake of reports of director Olivia Wilde and leading lady Florence Pugh’s souring relationship. Fingers crossed the on-screen drama lives up to what’s unfolding off it.
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